I love Food more than people

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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rcah:

those:

european bloggers are so much more relaxed man

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AMERICAN BLOGGERS ARE FUCKING RELAXED TOO YOU FUCKING PRICK STFU AND GO BACK TO BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WITH TEA 

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

tsuki-nekota:

The Bunker Games: Where Sam hates his life

(That’s binary for “ur dumb” by the way)

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

celestial-sexhair:

disney-magical:

peters-fave-lost-boy:

WRONG RIVERBEND KRONK!

I never realized how much i wanted this until i saw it

I have been waiting my entire life for this and never even knew it

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

spicy-vagina-tacos:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

no that’s becky

spicy-vagina-tacos:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

no that’s becky

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

fappuclno:

Summer?
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trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”