*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
This confused me a lot cause they are saying the exact same thing
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
This is literally everyday people at the theatre
i wish everyone could see this
No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.
this is the most important thing on the internet today
why am i getting such huge sam hyde vibes from this
I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing
But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
The usual business.
Team Free Whatever
omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS
WE HAVE A UNIFORM